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Friday, 20 February 2015
Duffy Award week 3
A dinner party we wish we never have
Room 26 had a dinner party. But it was no ordinary dinner party.
I ate a hairy apple covered in chocolate sauce.
I ate a cake that can talk.
I ate a dinner with hairy eyes on it.
I ate a flying cake.
I ate a hairy cake.
I ate a hairy banana minion.
I ate a chicken drum that can talk.
I ate a banana that could dance.
I ate a pig that was hairy that could talk.
I ate a banana that can sing.
I ate a banana that had hair.
I ate an apple with hairy hair.
I ate a disguisting kebab.
I ate a cherry that had legs.
I ate a apple that has hair.
I ate a pig that has big toes.
I ate a chicken with one eye ball.
I ate a big cow with big bongky ears.
I ate a purple chicken that had chocolate hair.
It was a funny and wacky party. It was delicious. We had a fun night but we got really fat!
Tuesday, 17 February 2015
Our crazy silly story
I went to the zoo. But it was no ordinary zoo. It was a silly zoo.
Once upon a time there was a man riding a fat chicken. I saw a cat wearing pants. I saw a dog wearing underwear. I saw a cat dancing like a disco man. I saw a pig with wings. I saw a butterfly with rainbow hair. There was a elephant wearing underwear. I saw a fat cat. I saw a cat having a party after he got married. I saw my dad in the hallway and he had had a drink and vomited. I saw a cat flying with boots. I saw a cat dancing. My cat was named underpants wonderpants. I saw heaps of dogs having a party on a police car. I saw ants driving the police car. I saw two little fat cats running around with a dog who crashed into an old lady. I saw a fat cat who got married. I saw a dog on a slide. I saw the bat riding a car who feel asleep and crashed it.
It was a crazy day at the zoo.